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Comedy Central
Dec 17, 2012 11:30pm PST
to ask the operator about our other elder care products stephen colbert's-- a little slice of heaven. we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) 4fa5'qnw >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is an actor who has appeared in numerous roles in the royal shakespeare company and the national theatre. i will ask him who would win in a fight magneto or gandalf. please welcome ian mckellen. (cheers and applause) mr. mckelan, thank you so much for joining me. what a pleasure, good to see you. >> i've missed, i don't understand telephonement when i'm on the set in hobbit and i expect people to be a lot smaller than me. >> stephen: but i -- >> i never thought to say this, stephen colbert, you're big. >> stephen: thank you. >> where the hell are your ears in. >> stephen: i actually have one elf ear if you look closely. >> you do. >> stephen: i do, i will show you my wizard trick, watch this ready? all right. >> oh, oh. nice, eh? gandalf can't do that. >> i can do other things. >> stephen: this is a family show. >> exactly. >> stephen: now 50 year career, theatre, film, acclaimed.
Comedy Central
Dec 13, 2012 1:30am PST
reigns in heaven above ‚ô™captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome to the report. good to have you with us. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see it fen's name] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you so much. in return i want to wish all of you a merry christ-christmas. i say it that way, so if the atheists try to take the christ out of christmas, there's still one left. [ laughter ] and as you can see, my set is fully decked for the season. i've got my historically-accurate nativity scene featuring mary, joseph, frosty, and the abominable snowman. [ laughter ] i didn't include optimus prime because he does not appear in the king james version. [ laughter ] and instead of the baby jesus in the cradle, i have my book: "american again: rebecoming the greatness we never weren't." [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] folks, i want you to know -- unlike jesus, with my book, you won't have to wait a thousan
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